Scientific Guide to Douche Bags of the Road

[Zgrinch]

Originally Posted by LSxJunkie

Truest thing ever posted on this forum.



A. People like you give all firearm owners a bad name and actually HURT the cause to keep our Second Amendment rights.

B. If you can pull up beside them to thug out and "flash you're piece," why the hell don't you just pass them on the right instead of doing something that would convince the wrong guy to just PIT you as you passed them and spin you into a ditch for being a menace to society.

I really hope you pull this move on an off duty LEO some day, tough guy.

Dude get real.... I was joking...do you think I would also bump and run.
Quit taking posts so literal. I was just poking fun at the frustrating drivers on the road. The only firearm I own is a firearm from the civil war times, that my dad passed down to me and has not been shot in over 75 years.

[Zgrinch]

Originally Posted by Dark

Too extreme. LOL
I will follow the guy and strip all wheels of the car.

Everyone watch out! We have a full fledged criminal on our hands....
I think we should report him to the police.

Oh, I'm sorry.... I read this post literally, not in a joking manner.

Dark you are a good person right, not some thug right ?..
If you are a thug, I take back my statement about calling the police.

[Zgrinch]

From another thread about drilling holes in a front bumper.

I see Mr Junkie takes many posts literally....

Originally Posted by poormans_LFA

I don't know that you can keep the manufacture from drilling the holes in front bumper. if possible i'd like to mount my plates JDM style on the right hand side of the front bumper (facing fwd)

Originally Posted by Rabble

In the back bumper of the bastard unlucky enough to be in front of me when I'm hooning it up on the interstate.

Originally Posted by LSxJunkie

So what you're saying is you're going to be rear ending people a lot? That's an expensive and douchetastic way to live. Why don't you use the money you're going to spend repairing your car all the time on some driver training courses (or maturity) so you don't end up parking your little toy in the trunk of someone's car at 50mph?

Do me a favor, don't call me out as a thug again, and learn to read between the lines.

[Neutral_Eyes]

Alternatively, don't get butthurt when someone calls you an asshat when you post things that would generally label you as such. Written sarcasm can be hard to spot, deal with it.

[Zgrinch]

Originally Posted by Neutral_Eyes

Alternatively, don't get butthurt when someone calls you an asshat when you post things that would generally label you as such. Written sarcasm can be hard to spot, deal with it.

Out of context written sarcasm hard to spot sometimes - yes, but when thread has a sarcastic tone should be pretty easy to spot.

I'm dealing with it just fine, thanks for your concern. *sarcasm*

[LSxJunkie]

Originally Posted by Zgrinch

From another thread about drilling holes in a front
*reading*
bumper.
*reading*
I see Mr Junkie takes many posts literally....



*reading



Do me a favor, don't call me out as a thug again, and learn to read between
*reading*
the lines.

Thug.

[Guff]

U mad bros?

[catharsis]

The Cell phone User (omgfacebookus stupidus)

Often spotted drifting into your lane on high speed interstates completely oblivious to the world around them. Most often they can be spotted in daddies hand me down BMW. Beware, when you honk to warn them they will respond by giving you the middle finger and a disgusted look because you ruined their text to Amy, their fat friend. They often hold you up at freshly turned green lights and proceed to drive forward completey disregarding what is infront of their wind shield, narrowly missing the cyclist crossing the street. They are most dangerous in packs on the highway where they slow down and sway in traffic with their faces glued to their cell phones.

[SIRvive]

The Racist and/or Jealous Douche (icantaffordthatcarus welfaressius)

This douche may drive any stock car from the past 20 years. When driving the speedlimit they feel the need to ride your ass, when you pull over to let them pass they slow down. They feel the need to honk or flip you off just because of how you dress or what color you are, and on more extreme cases tend to call the cops and report your license plate for either a stolen vehicle, driving recklessly, or for throwing something at their car.

(Yes i've had the cops called on me because I live in a very liberal city. Coming home from work still in my ACU's had some middle-eastern guy call the cops saying i threw a beer bottle at him.)

[Lonewolf]

Originally Posted by catharsis

The Cell phone User (omgfacebookus stupidus)

Often spotted drifting into your lane on high speed interstates completely oblivious to the world around them. Most often they can be spotted in daddies hand me down BMW. Beware, when you honk to warn them they will respond by giving you the middle finger and a disgusted look because you ruined their text to Amy, their fat friend. They often hold you up at freshly turned green lights and proceed to drive forward completey disregarding what is infront of their wind shield, narrowly missing the cyclist crossing the street. They are most dangerous in packs on the highway where they slow down and sway in traffic with their faces glued to their cell phones.

Nice...^^^

And I am sorry to hear about he racist/jealous douche...some people just can't stand others doing well

[Dark]

Originally Posted by Zgrinch

Everyone watch out! We have a full fledged criminal on our hands....
I think we should report him to the police.

Oh, I'm sorry.... I read this post literally, not in a joking manner.

Dark you are a good person right, not some thug right ?..
If you are a thug, I take back my statement about calling the police.

WTF?

I am innocent.