10000 ways to get banned (forum game)

[go_a_way1]

Alright guys new game time. Rules are easy, simply add the number in numerical order (i.e 1,2,3 see below) and make up your way to get banned. I will start with 10 ways to get banned, feel free to add as many or few as you would like. Lets see if we can hit 1000
Note: I will also update this post as fast as I can and in a week or so we will vote for the 10 funniest ones we get.


1. Make this forum game.
2. Create a new religion focused around crappy minigames
3. Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.
4. Ask @ichitaka05 to ban.
5. Report abuse and type "YOURMOMISFAT LOLLLLLLLL" in the chat
6. Say "hi" to moderators.
7. Tag everyone
8. Making dumb threads over and over again
9. Drive a man
10. Dank memes
11. have the user name @go_a_way1
12. Not doing dis.
13. Break the NA whp record.
14. posting porn
15.Posting memes that have the word ****** in them.
16. Posting memes that have nothing to do with the original topic.
17. Sneer at the FRS owners for not buying a proper Twin (BRZ).
18. having your dads hot goopey goop in your hair
19. being thing 1 or thing 2 causing mischeif on the forums
20. posting too much
21. double posting
22. calling @ichitaka05 "itchy taco" or "ichi" too many times
23. #(I forget which one we're on)
24. For killing Scion
25. OP creating a new thread and then not posting in it
26. Typing Ichi instead of ichi
27. Posting anything from Motoring.au
28. Rating a thread 1 star
29. Posting a repost in the Meme thread
30. Mentioning @fap, @zik, etc.
31. Driving a miata.
32.
33. Run out of popcorn while reading a troll thread
34. NOT ABIDING BY THE RULES.
35. trying to sell and item and posting in wrong sub forum
36. Ignore classified rule #2 too often
37. not being able to find a reason to get banned
38. Banging on about the M2 Beemer.
39. driving anything else thats not a twin
40. being a post whore like you @MisterSheep who cant post more then 1 way to get banned per post
41. For crashing a Twin... Totalled Twin!
42. totaled.
43. for having the AWD hybrid turbo convertible twin
44. not being able to make someone day
45. having 2 lunch breaks
46. being a part of the Kool Kids Klub
47. being on the forum while at work.
48. Thinking that Hyundai make sports cars!
49. Not hitting #1,000
50. For posting Spider Man memes.
51. Hitting #1,000
52. being canadian
53. Swapping a Twin for an AWD.
54. For derailing a thread
55. having the most NA power
56. Going FI on a twin
57. Being a sheep on the internet
58. Spend time on forums
59. being too fast you can't catch me
60.Talking up Hydrogen and Electric cars!
61. Being @Tcoat and losing it on trolls
62. Claim not advertising, but caught him selling via pm.
63. Posted a photo of d!ck.
64. Telling our boss, p**** a$$ POS.
65. Making riot for banned member.
66. Pissing Dave off.
67. Think that he/she's the boss and no one can't ban him/her & telling me that, he/she will perma ban me.
68.For Re-railing a thread.
69. sucking at games
70. Make game about sucking
71 .talking about banned members
72. asking why a member has been banned
73. For racking disciprine?
74 .for being racist
75. for putting a bunch of space in between messages
76. posting tech questions/comments in a humour thread
77. making thread about banned member. not that that ever happened
78. for bumping too many for sale threads
79. for making a thread like this for the express purpose of whoring.
80. You're a whore... Banned for being a whore
81. talking about fight club
82. For supporting Bill "the puddin pop rapist" Cosby
83. not using
84. bumping up an old dead thread
85. not taking this thread as a joke
86. Selling "sick" rimz
87. actually working
88. being the same person with 2 accounts, just with dissociative identity disorder and capable of typing at 1256 wpm
89. being a can of spam
90. Swapping a MT for an AT Twin.
91. nip slip posts
92. Posting pics and gifs of sexy cosplay girls.. wait no.. that shouldnt be a ban.. that should be encouraged.
93. Banned for not making the Sheep King a sandwhich
94. Not waving at a fellow 86 owner
95. For not posting on this thread.
96. for being associated with Team Lava
97. cheating
98. Being over 9000
99. for being a creeep
100. not using google before starting a new thread
101. for eating too much popcorn
102. Giving you up
103. Letting you down
104. Turning around
105. Hurt you
106. ban for rickrolling
107. Wanting to stick a tow bar on the back of sports car.
108. complaining that the 86 needs moar powar
109. Not hiring Ron Perlman to host your new show "1000 Ways To Get Banned."
110. not modifying your 86
111. For making 1000 a target... How mean!
112. Being on @Tcoat's hit list
113. Getting 3 infractions
114. for being Icanfaptothis86
115. For having matching icons that confuse everyone. -.-
116. For saying something that was already on the list.
117. Try to get into Team Lava without Hot Lava
118. typing whoa too many times
119. For being offended too easily
120. Not being able to spell
121. For having bad grammar
122. Not planning before making this thread.
123. For being a crap team coach.
124. Listing your favorite lube
125. Having your jimmies rustled
126. Fapping everytime you post
127. not watching Top Gear: FT86Club Edition
128. For listening to Nickleback by choice.
129. Banned for not giving any fucks
130. Banned for giving fucks
131. For having an American spec Twin and slowly modding it with JDM parts.
132. For having an European spec Twin and slowly modding it with JDM or American parts.
133. "Grass is always greener in someone else's garden." for having grass in your garden @JD001
134. Giving up
135. For having any Twin and slowly modding it with Scion parts.
136. For having a common sense of humour and still posting
137. for putting scion badges on your subaru because the scion badges are "rare"
138. For buying Scion badges because they have been discounted.
139. For having Scion badges on your car from the factory.
140. For being polite.
141. Banned to putting fake hood scoop on your car
142. Banned for putting lions all over your car
143. Banned for having door vents
144. having a Roof scoop
145. For being a visionary.
146. Banned of driving the twins with traction control on
147. For being powered by lions
148. For having the nickname "Felicia." @KR-S 86
149. For installing an aftermarket exhaust and then complaining it's too loud.
150. Banned for F&F quotes
151. banned for not living your life a quartermile at a time
152. For not having a 10 second car
153. For danger to manifold.
154. For not properly securing your floor pan
155. Banned for The Suds and the Soapiest quotes.
156. For wasting 10 grand on a stand alone.
157. Getting positive mixed up with negative and dialling in loads of positive camber.
158. for granny shiftin' not double clutchin' like you should
159. Banned for not driving your washer like how you stand by it
160. For not knowing that pizza companies made engines.
161. For EJECTO SEATO CUZ!
162. Living your life one spin cycle at a time.
163. Trying to heal and toe a AT Twin.
164. Left foot braking
165. asking a legit question
166. for not posting in this thread often enough
167. for bumping this thread
168. for "This forum requires that you wait 15 seconds between posts. Please try again in 8 seconds."
169. for posting in this thread from class (on your ifon)
170. the real reason the sheep boy got booted. And in turn, reason #170 (see post 293)
171. Reading the book of @ichitaka05
172. Make your location somewhere in the middle east
173. For creating high anxiety by starting a new thread 'wheel fell off my car, is this normal?
174. Rate this thread more then 1 star
175. not get the numbering right in the OP for this thread
176. Tagging, quoting, and mentioning @MisterSheep and @go_a_way1 everywhere you can to jack up their notifications when they return
177. just don't over do it like some members did lil while ago.
178. Tagging yourself
179. injuring another member with a "lost" 10mm socket
180. Much wow
181. Getting you're **** caught under the clutch cuz you let your foot slide
182. poking the bear @Tcoat)
183. being like @LOLS2K and "forgetting" about mods
184. Having the name MisterSheep
185. Killing the Random Thoughts Thread
186. Killing the Scion Brand.
187. considering the chance of a future ban
188. for making songs about banned members
189. for not following up with a mod diss track.
190. doing a Blame it on the Alcohol parody called Blame it on the mods.
191. poking the bear?
192. Posting smileys from other forums
193. Posting the picture that @Leonardo put up in the They're Coming thread
194. double repost
195. overusing a meme @MisterSheep)
196. posting the wrong number in the counting with pictures thread
197. Not posting at least one NSFW sexy cosplay girl per page in every thread @Cole looks at
198. Not knowing why you can't open your trunk after liking a post with the answer in it @MisterSheep I did answer that for you lol)
199. Not liking every post made by @finch1750
200. For having too many notifications
201. not appreciating the notifications you get
202. Not responding to all notifications
203. going to the bathroom during forum time
204. Tldr: @finch1750 doesn't poop so he gets banned
205. making a thread about @Guff
206. Following that TJ or any of those other youtube kids on any form of social media.
207. not voting @Dave-ROR for president
208. making "Eww" memes about mods
209. tell @ichitaka05 to give a guy a break
210. tell @ichitaka05 to spend less time in OT
211. PM me a spam is an instant perma ban! (As per @ichitaka05 )
212. make 7 posts in a row in a single thread
213. be a "skinny" white dude
214. Void your warranty.
215. dont mod anything for fear of voiding warranty
216. be a fat white dude because you ate the skinny white dude
217. spell boba incorrectly
218. Order parts, THEN check the STX rules.
219. scattering your build thread throughout Off-Topic
220. not popping your hood at meets to show your friends what mods you have
221whp. having an intake that generates 2 psi of boost.
222. having an intake and dynoing less then 221whp
223. not dynoing your car and claiming you make xxx WHP.
224. Describing your 26 year old 300Z with like new paint, and not posting pics
225. Describing your 1 year old Subaru with like new paint, and not posting pics.
226. saying your tech found the 173 TSB to fix the crickets and it really works because you haven't heard them in 11 seconds
227. call out @ichitaka05 for not knowing how to post a youtube vid
228 .Doesn't know how we used to do stuff on the forum and thinking it was same 6YEARS AGO. #FailedTBT
229. SUCKING AT ENGLISH
230. Get everyone to not respond/thank/tag/mention/etc @Tcoat to make him think he is in ghost mode and he leaves forever
231. take longer than 10 minutes to figure out your in ghost mode
232. Finding your forums friends on facebook. ( @MrFisty trying to find me )
233. being to lazy to scroll 10 posts up and see what number we are on in 1000 ways to ban
234. owning a MT
235. you drive a FRS and you love every minute of it..... and if you don't? banned.
236. too much chatter
237. being a sh*tty OP'
238. slacking in your own thread
239. not knowing numbers.
240. being in ghost mode
241. quoting, mentioning, and tagging someone all in one post
242. having another member come in and do your job (unless you're an overworked mod getting help)
243. having more crap posts in OT then reporting posts in classifieds
244. Telling poster to follow rule #2 in classifieds when they clearly are @finch1750!
245. not numbering you new rule resulting in ban
246. picking a dead category for the A to Z thread
247. Poorly neglecting your car by not washing it
248. playing the A to Z game by yourself
249. wasting time/water washing your car too much
250. Vending Cali86 t-shirts without being a vendor.
251. just getting a Twin
252. for calling something "wet" @MisterSheep
253. for not getting a mustang
254. for buying a mustang
255. For having the skill set for counting.
256. killing another member
257. Being too slow in the A-Z thread
258. TYPING IN CAPS
259. Not waiting 15 seconds inbetween posts.
260. not waiting 5 seconds between searches
261. triple posting in under a minute
262. listing multiple 1 lined rules in the 1000 ways to get banned thread
263. editing a post to add more rules and fucking up the count
264. blaming an edit when you would have been off count anyway
265. using a scape-sheep
266. blaming a scape-go
267. horrible puns
268. For not realising that it's a counting game.
269. For dreaming up a madcap thread that no one understands or cares about - this thread may border on mad but not cap.
270. For not believing in @go_a_way1
271. For having a belief.
272. Not listening to the King Sheep
273. missing obvious pun opportunities
274. Bunch my panties
275. adding a rule and not telling anyone to throw them off!
276. getting @ichitaka05's panties in a bunch
277. saying @ichitaka05 wears panties
278. having itchy panties
279. FOR NOT GETTING TOGETHER
280. For motivational speeches.
281. Repost


282.

Repost

283. For breaking unsaid rules...
284. Not deleting System32
285. for drinking diet water
286. Posting in OT when you are not accepted by the tribe
287. For killing off the MPSS.
288. for drinking sparkling water
289. for farting in public
290. For skipping 290
291. For admitting you order sparkling water
292. For skipping.
293. for crying
294. For rustling jimmies?
295. for bitching about upkeeping a thread you created
296. for taking someone elses joke.
297. for
298. making
299. a
300. new
301. post
302. for
303. every
304. response
305. derailing Team Derail
306. have a sig line so large it makes @ichitaka05 scroll side to side while browsing on his phone
307. quoting youself (on back to back posts)
308. flaming prices/parts in the classified section
309. having 4 active FS threads in a single classified subforum
310. hijack a FS thread with your own ad
311. not marking your FS thread closed
312. post whore in classifieds
313. ask people to pay via gift
314. ask a member to violate Paypal T&C
315. place a WTB ad in the wrong place
316. use your CL or eBay listing
317. Being offended easily
318. Offending the offenders
319. writing something insensative .....
320. .... Wanting it as your sig....
321. ... and still using it as you sig
322. For working and not updating your own thread
323. Having a gif of the Stig as your sig
324. terrible rhymes
325. terrible crimes
326. terrible grimes (from not washing/detailing your car)
327. necrobumping
328. thinking bumping a year old thread is a bad necro
329. turning this thread into Keep a word drop a word mixed with word association
330. figuring out other people's algorithms
331. not figuring out your own algorithm
332. approximating pi as a continuted fraction
333. not eating pie on pi day
334. inciting a riot for political gain
335. making these rules way too serious
336. making a joke out of these rules
337. merry making
338. Wondering what the f@ck is an algorithm.
339. Wanting to say fuck but being afraid.
340. offloading inhibitions
341. charging $50 labor to do a cabin air filter +$41 parts
342. selling your soul for car parts
343. selling your dignity
344. pretending to have dignity to sell when you don't
345. asking to be sponsored by @Tcoat
346. actually getting sponsored by @Tcoat
347. repeating other rules by only adding the opposite
348. thinking receiving is the opposite of asking
349. thinking receiving is the opposite of asking
350. Mispelling LEGEND
351. getting REKT
352. Misspelling "misspelling"
353. taking the bait
354. not using a mic drop gif when you should have
355. being a master baiter
356. making come backs on come backs to come backs
357. posting in the 1000 ways to get banned thread without making a new way to get banned before all 1000 ways have been discovered.
358. Not cumming up with a good cumback
359. bad porno titles
360. beating @ichitaka05 to a good insult
361. Lurking.
362. making notes to yourself in the rules
363. for posting on page 41.
364. for using " ) " after a rule number and not " . " like you should be.....
365. For being a grammar Nazi
366. For calling the worst speller a grammar nazi
367. Fishpockets
368. Not capitalizing Nazi as it is a proper noun.
369. Not Capitalizing Every Word In Your Statement
370. 3-6-9 Damn she fine
371. forcing Lil John lyrics when it wasn't the right number
372. Thinking it's Lil Jon's lyric when it's actually one of the Eastside Boyz
373. changing the title of the A-Z thread
374. Not changing the title to Z-A Thread and watching it participants scramble in chaos
375. Not going to the East Bay Weekly Meet. I'm looking at you @finch1750..
376. Having bays named East Bay on WEST coast!
377. banning someone for not attending a meet regularely when said meet is an hour away or more
378. thinking the bay is named East when it's referring to a place relative to the San Francisco Bay
379. not posting in off topic even though you're in it all day
380. Not Safe For Underground
381. Not knowing everything is East relative to San Fran except maybe Japan.
382. saying the Pacific Ocean is east of San Francisco
383. calling it San Fran (or Frisco)
384. Not knowing East from West
385. I thought you said "weast".
386. capitalizing directions (east, west, north, south)
387. Misspelling a word while correcting someones grammar.
388. mentioning anything political on the forum
389. expecting perfect grammer and spelling on the internet
390. Purposely spelling words wrong to drive people batty!
391. (For everybody) For turning this thread into a passive aggressive wonderland!
392. Using improper grammar when correcting someone's grammar as they were correcting someone's grammar
393. Calling my aggression passive!
394. Defending overt aggression in a passive aggressive manner.
395. Using words too big for me to understand
396. Psychobable
397. Psychobilly
398. being too metal for MTV
399. for making me unsure if dissing or complementing my taste in music!
400. Being a pompous tuner that claims the world and ends up blowing up peoples engines...
401. Fixing other peoples poorly written references.
402. Spending ten grand in a bad way
403. Inferring a Fast and Furious reference
404. Not found
405. Method not allowed
406. Peugeot 406
407. not overnighting parts from japan
408. Not driving more than I can afford
409. Quoting pictures
410. Lotus Evora 410
411. putting the reason in front of the number
412. Not sure if you got the joke or not
413. Giddiup
414. granny shifting and not double clutching like you should
415. Giving too much information
416. just putting catchy things and getting too far off from stupid actions that'll get you banned
417. Posting playmobile sets in the counting with pictures thread
418. hijacking all threads with Spiderman memes.
419. not knowing the alphabet
420. Grass
421. Posting a way to get banned without a number.
422. Having respect for Aussies.
423. Having point system for respect.
424. Thinking TRD is an abbreviation for Turd.
425. Dank weed
426. Purple Haze
427. Using a Samsung device
428. Using Tapatalk
429. wasting forum time by being in the hospital
430. Having kidney stones like a n00b
431. L33t sp34k
432. Y0U D1D 17 WR0N6
433. thinking you have kidney stones when you dont like a n00b
434. Not eating your wheaties!
435. Not eating d33z nutz
436. CDs
437. Strawberry dream
438. Hitting your computer
439. Hitting on my computer when it's obviously in a relationship
440. Posting 2017 new facelift 86 without looking to see if someone already made one.
441. Troll in multi 2017 86 news threads
442. Making a rule that's way too easy to break (Rule. 441).
443. being a troll
444. Not using the default font and color.
445. not using the default size
446. Failing this hard trying to tag @ichitaka05

Originally Posted by JohnJuan

@icitaka, should this maybe be in the SE local section?

447. Tagging @ichitaka05
448. Making the OP fix everything.
449. not getting the numbers wrong on purpose just to piss off Go
450. stfu
451. pissing go off
452. Telling em why you mad!
453. Skipping numbers just so you can have a specific number
454. Having a big block
455. Telling ichi he can't have whatever number he wants.
456. Using nicknames for @ichitaka05
457. Knowing way too much about @ichitaka05
458. Fixing things for Go
459. Not having 86 as your race number
460. Having 69 notifications
461. Making Snap references.
462. hitting your head on the AC unit while detailing your car
463. Thinking seriously about starting a similar thread but with the more realistic target of 2000.
464. coming up with the funny comeback too late and making it worse by adding it as an edit
465. editing someone's quote
466. Falling asleep on the thread, then to wake up to find number 1001.
467. Using the mention system to give people funny names and an alert at the same time @MASTER ichi Taco
468. Being pretty good with a bow staff
469. Starting a thread about dividing your age by your penoose size...
470. Changing you mind about renamaing the FRS to 86 but not giving it the 86 airbag
471. Making pink and white the only two wheel color options on Hyperblue.
472. wrap you interior in gloss 3m
473. Posting crap photos and blaming their camera phone!
474. blaming a post for losing count when the last number is literally the post right above yours
475. Constant chatter about the best tyre for the Twin when the OEM tyre does it all and more.
476. Posting empty threats!
477. Insisting everyone is a "weaboo"
478. For silencing members with death threats.
479. everyone forgetting the OEM tire is more expensive then hella other great options
480. Spending more money on racetires then OEM tires are worth
481. Eating all of the girl scout cookies except that last one so you don't have to clean up.
482. hijack other threads instead of making a build thread
483. Trying to be part of the autocross community.
484. improper use of slang during an insult
485. telling us to check out another thread you posted and not provide the link
486. playing devil's advocate in the butthurt thread
487. putting 87 octane in your FRS/BRZ
488. asking a question answered in the owners manual
489. not using a picture to say your words for you when appropriate
490. being too scarred to post an inappropriate picture
491. Chicks that don't dig scars
492. for not labeling your normally SFW image NSFC
493. thinking pain doesn't heal or glory doesn't last forever
494. Referring to our cars as Zenki and Kouki
495. Poking fun at the automatic for not getting the additional 5hp.
496. for hating on trying to be mad tyte JDM Yo!
497. Never having played Mortal Kombat
498. Feeble excuses
499. ditching us for miata.net (being on both is OK though)
500. Cuz I said so. (@ichitaka05 you got it!!)
501. agreeing with @go_a_way1
502. Almost making a rule about skipping 500 and then realizing the Ichi :banhammer: is over your head..
503. blaming a missed notification as a reason for not updating a thread
504. Failing to understand that mentions work about 40% of the time.
505. not doing anything about mentions only working about 40% of the time
506. mentioning things about mods/admin way too often in this thread
507. Not realizing the connection between Mods/Admin and banning.
508. failing to see the difference between #506 and #507
509. Gifs that aren't really animated.
510. peeing on her ankles
511. flushing while someone is in the shower
512. Flushing while someone is in the shower while peeing on their ankles.
513. making a (un)funny thread trying to fit in to OT
514. making imaginary threads
515. Making threads with really stupid fucking questions and then getting all aggressive and self righteous when you get stupid fucking answers. Oh wait that won't get you banned it is fully supported by the group of guys that already ask stupid fucking questions.
516. Having shallow friendships that are created on forums talking about cars.
517. Thinking forum friendships are shallow
518. Having strong and deep forum friendships that will stand the test of time or when a "forum friend" switches to a Beemer.
519. Having your car at the dealer for repairs longer than you actually get to drive the car
520. Drive under a mildly lifted Toyota pick-up
521. not fixing your broken image in less then the 5 seconds it takes for @go_a_way1 to refresh the page
522. expecting him to take more then 10 seconds to reply
523. not reading the stickies before making any post
524. Not knowing what a sticky is
525. Not knowing why you are sticky
526. Ignoring the "if you don't number or number in the wrong order it is not going on the list in the original post" rule
527. TYPING IN DIFFERENT COLORS
528. Answering noobs questions without being snarky.

You get the point, have a good read

[cdrazic93]

11. have the user name @go_a_way1

[ZOMFGAARON]

Y u do dis?


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[go_a_way1]

Originally Posted by ZOMFGAARON

Y u do dis?


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12. Not doing dis.

[ZOMFGAARON]

Originally Posted by go_a_way1

12. Not doing dis.

13. Break the NA whp record.


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[go_a_way1]

Originally Posted by ZOMFGAARON

13. Break the NA whp record.


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[WingZer0]

14. posting porn

[MisterSheep]

Posting memes that have the word ****** in them.

Posting memes that have nothing to do with the original topic.

[JD001]

15. Sneer at the FRS owners for not buying a proper Twin (BRZ).

[MisterSheep]

having your dads hot goopey goop in your hair

[MisterSheep]

being thing 1 or thing 2 causing mischeif on the forums

[MisterSheep]

posting too much

[MisterSheep]

double posting

[MisterSheep]

calling @ichitaka05 "itchy taco" or "ichi" too many times