Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[krayzie]

Originally Posted by Clipdat

He argued adamantly that he was right, and I was wrong.

[Phijkchu]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Oh, I'm not that all at math, however, I do remember when I was 36.

Yep, I had this Asian lady friend (Japanese she was) back in California. She was a tall (for an Asian), athletic girl. One evening she invited me over to her apartment (she lived alone) and treated me to a "Japanese bath" followed by a home wok-ed meal (with real steamed rice).

Soon afterward, after examination with my instrument, I discovered that she had a physical condition that would not allow intercourse. However, to compensate, she had the ability to do that "deep throat" thing.

So, I decided to ........ (the rest of the Paul Harvey type story to follow upon request) ........


humfrz

Are you sure it was a physical inability or was she being really nice while rejecting you?

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Dadhawk

I'm a proud to say I have never passed this rule, unless you count changing hub caps. I have been guilty of that, but usually not until I lost one.

hmmmm ........well, old man, why did you worry about a lost hub (dust) cap, when you always had a spare one on the spare wheel .......




humfrz

[Ashikabi]

Why do stock wheels always have to be ugly? If they weren't we wouldn't have to replace them. Maybe they should offer an option to order the car with the aftermarket wheels of choice

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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Phijkchu

Are you sure it was a physical inability or was she being really nice while rejecting you?

Welp, my suspicions were confirmed by a gynecologist, who performed an inpatient operation, that opened her up. She had like a "super-hymen".

She was "very" grateful to me, for encouraging her to seek medical advice and get her condition corrected.


THE END

[Phijkchu]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Welp, my suspicions were confirmed by a gynecologist, who performed an inpatient operation, that opened her up. She had like a "super-hymen".

She was "very" grateful to me, for encouraging her to seek medical advice and get her condition corrected.


THE END

What have I gotten myself into...

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Ashikabi

Why do stock wheels always have to be ugly? If they weren't we wouldn't have to replace them. Maybe they should offer an option to order the car with the aftermarket wheels of choice

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Well, Ashikabi, maybe it's a conspiracy between the auto manufacturers and the aftermarket wheel makers. The auto manufacturers have these focus groups that decide which wheel is the ugliest and put that on the car ...... meanwhile the aftermarket is notified and they use the same data to develop the most attractive looking wheel.

Of course, the auto manufacturers get a kick back from the aftermarket wheel manufacturers.

Yep, that's how it works ........


humfrz

[Ashikabi]

Originally Posted by Phijkchu

What have I gotten myself into...

You'll understand when you're older

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[Ashikabi]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Well, Ashikabi, maybe it's a conspiracy between the auto manufacturers. The auto manufacturers have these focus groups that decide which wheel is the ugliest and put that on the car ...... meanwhile the aftermarket is notified and they use the same data to develop the most attractive looking wheel.

Of course, the manufacturers get a kick back from the aftermarket wheel manufacturers.

Yep, that's how it works ........


humfrz

Plausible

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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Phijkchu

What have I gotten myself into...

The moral of the story, there young Phijkchu, is that if you have patience with a girl ..... you will be rewarded ......


humfrz

[Ashikabi]

Originally Posted by humfrz

The moral of the story, there young Phijkchu, is that if you have patience with a girl ..... you will be rewarded ......


humfrz

Sometimes

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[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Dadhawk

I'm a proud to say I have never passed this rule, unless you count changing hub caps. I have been guilty of that, but usually not until I lost one.

Like Tcoat said, we'll start our own club. We can call it Moose Girl Club.

Originally Posted by Andrew025

I usually throw in some humor in to most of my emails... I definitely have to limit myself though.

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fify

Am I still in car club if the only set of wheels I bought are a different set of oem wheels?

Yes, because you spent money to replace perfectly good wheels.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

The moral of the story, there young Phijkchu, is that if you have patience with a girl ..... you will be rewarded ......


humfrz

Originally Posted by Ashikabi

Sometimes

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Depends on your definition of "patience". She rewarded him just a couple of years ago by giving him a shout out at her award ceremony.

[soulreapersteve]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Oh, I'm not that all at math, however, I do remember when I was 36.

Yep, I had this Asian lady friend (Japanese she was) back in California. She was a tall (for an Asian), athletic girl. One evening she invited me over to her apartment (she lived alone) and treated me to a "Japanese bath" followed by a home wok-ed meal (with real steamed rice).

Soon afterward, after examination with my instrument, I discovered that she had a physical condition that would not allow intercourse. However, to compensate, she had the ability to do that "deep throat" thing.

So, I decided to ........ (the rest of the Paul Harvey type story to follow upon request) ........


humfrz

This made me laugh so loud after reading, everyone at work looked my way..