Thread trolling 101 - Toyota GR86, 86, FR-S and Subaru BRZ Forum & Owners Community

Lantanafrs2 · 09-15-2019, 07:31 AM

Hey guys, I'm interested in how to properly troll because I have no life. I want to tell people that their mustang's aren't really fast and are unbalanced, that their cars a pos time bomb because they bought it with forced induction etc. Oh and maybe start another header thread when I've never done any mods to my car. Any thoughts other than I'm an asshole? Lol

86MLR · 09-15-2019, 08:30 AM

Automatics suck

The brakes are rubbish because I need to look to check

STI = sexually transmitted infection

TRD = reTaRD

Your opinion is invalid and wrong

Lantanafrs2 · 09-15-2019, 10:19 AM

Oil changes at 20k because the oil needs to break in.
My car weighs 2000 lbs and beats corvettes.
Improved the 0-60 time in my auto with a kn panel filter and a floor jack under the differential

soundman98 · 09-15-2019, 01:43 PM

Lantanafrs2 · 09-15-2019, 09:52 PM

Just installed header and overpipe. Results are underwhelming. I didn't use gaskets. Could that be the problem?

weederr33 · 09-15-2019, 09:55 PM

My car makes 221whp but I can't find the dyno sheet to back up my claims.

humfrz · 09-15-2019, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lantanafrs2

Hey guys, I'm interested in how to properly troll because I have no life. I want to tell people that their mustang's aren't really fast and are unbalanced, that their cars a pos time bomb because they bought it with forced induction etc. Oh and maybe start another header thread when I've never done any mods to my car. Any thoughts other than I'm an asshole? Lol

- do a search - there are thousands of examples here on this forum - SMH

humfrz

Sapphireho · 09-15-2019, 10:15 PM

I have $600, what is the cheapest way to get 350hp?

Lantanafrs2 · 09-15-2019, 10:24 PM

Just got oft. Which tune should I use?

Lantanafrs2 · 09-15-2019, 10:26 PM

Which header is best?

Lantanafrs2 · 09-15-2019, 10:30 PM

I switched from mph to kph on dash. Why is my car so much quicker now?

DarkPira7e · 09-15-2019, 10:41 PM

If you want more power, swap in an EJ257

Lantanafrs2 · 09-15-2019, 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkPira7e

If you want more power, swap in an EJ257

YES! These cars were meant to be modified!

86MLR · 09-15-2019, 10:59 PM

The engineers designed it like that for a reason

The accountants designed it like that for a reason

My catback gave me 10hp

My muffler delete gave me 15hp

You need a oil cooler

No you don't need to do any real research, just ask a stranger on the internets and then just buy the one with the best marketing strategy

The place that sells it says it's awesome

What do you know, real experience means nothing

Don't let sound engineering principles get in the way of opinions and/or marketing strategies

Honestly

09-15-2019, 07:31 AM	#1
Lantanafrs2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2018 Drives: 2013 frs red Location: South Florida Posts: 3,596 Thanks: 2,617 Thanked 3,163 Times in 1,704 Posts Mentioned: 6 Post(s)	Thread trolling 101 Hey guys, I'm interested in how to properly troll because I have no life. I want to tell people that their mustang's aren't really fast and are unbalanced, that their cars a pos time bomb because they bought it with forced induction etc. Oh and maybe start another header thread when I've never done any mods to my car. Any thoughts other than I'm an asshole? Lol

09-15-2019, 08:30 AM	#2
86MLR Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2018 Drives: 2002 VX Commodore SS LS1 Auto Location: Sydney Posts: 2,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 2,185 Times in 1,111 Posts Mentioned: 13 Post(s)	Automatics suck The brakes are rubbish because I need to look to check STI = sexually transmitted infection TRD = reTaRD Your opinion is invalid and wrong __________________ Disclaimer: This post represents the official views of the voices in my head at the time of posting. http://www.ft86club.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133311 I'm only here for the biscuits

09-15-2019, 01:43 PM	#4
soundman98 ProCrastinationConsultant Join Date: Sep 2013 Drives: '14 Ranger, '18 Tacoma 4Dr LB Location: chicago-ish Posts: 11,327 Thanks: 35,240 Thanked 13,677 Times in 6,782 Posts Mentioned: 98 Post(s)	__________________ "The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time"

09-15-2019, 09:55 PM	#6
weederr33 Airborne at your service Join Date: Sep 2014 Drives: '17 BRZ Series.Yellow Location: El Paso, Texas Posts: 6,422 Thanks: 4,582 Thanked 5,716 Times in 2,995 Posts Mentioned: 33 Post(s)	My car makes 221whp but I can't find the dyno sheet to back up my claims. __________________ Series.Yellowbird - http://www.ft86club.com/forums/showthread.php?t=122135 MS, CSCS, TSAC-F, CPT

09-15-2019, 10:59 PM	#14
86MLR Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2018 Drives: 2002 VX Commodore SS LS1 Auto Location: Sydney Posts: 2,203 Thanks: 500 Thanked 2,185 Times in 1,111 Posts Mentioned: 13 Post(s)	The engineers designed it like that for a reason The accountants designed it like that for a reason My catback gave me 10hp My muffler delete gave me 15hp You need a oil cooler No you don't need to do any real research, just ask a stranger on the internets and then just buy the one with the best marketing strategy The place that sells it says it's awesome What do you know, real experience means nothing Don't let sound engineering principles get in the way of opinions and/or marketing strategies Honestly __________________ Disclaimer: This post represents the official views of the voices in my head at the time of posting. http://www.ft86club.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133311 I'm only here for the biscuits

09-15-2019, 10:19 AM	#3
Lantanafrs2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2018 Drives: 2013 frs red Location: South Florida Posts: 3,596 Thanks: 2,617 Thanked 3,163 Times in 1,704 Posts Mentioned: 6 Post(s)	Oil changes at 20k because the oil needs to break in. My car weighs 2000 lbs and beats corvettes. Improved the 0-60 time in my auto with a kn panel filter and a floor jack under the differential

09-15-2019, 09:52 PM	#5
Lantanafrs2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2018 Drives: 2013 frs red Location: South Florida Posts: 3,596 Thanks: 2,617 Thanked 3,163 Times in 1,704 Posts Mentioned: 6 Post(s)	Just installed header and overpipe. Results are underwhelming. I didn't use gaskets. Could that be the problem?

09-15-2019, 10:15 PM	#8
Sapphireho Famous Potatoes Join Date: Mar 2016 Drives: '15 ultramarine Location: Idaho Posts: 14,097 Thanks: 5,833 Thanked 19,732 Times in 9,284 Posts Mentioned: 163 Post(s)	I have $600, what is the cheapest way to get 350hp?

09-15-2019, 10:24 PM	#9
Lantanafrs2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2018 Drives: 2013 frs red Location: South Florida Posts: 3,596 Thanks: 2,617 Thanked 3,163 Times in 1,704 Posts Mentioned: 6 Post(s)	Just got oft. Which tune should I use?

09-15-2019, 10:26 PM	#10
Lantanafrs2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2018 Drives: 2013 frs red Location: South Florida Posts: 3,596 Thanks: 2,617 Thanked 3,163 Times in 1,704 Posts Mentioned: 6 Post(s)	Which header is best?

09-15-2019, 10:30 PM	#11
Lantanafrs2 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2018 Drives: 2013 frs red Location: South Florida Posts: 3,596 Thanks: 2,617 Thanked 3,163 Times in 1,704 Posts Mentioned: 6 Post(s)	I switched from mph to kph on dash. Why is my car so much quicker now?

09-15-2019, 10:41 PM	#12
DarkPira7e Rust bucket enthusiast Join Date: Feb 2017 Drives: 2013 Turbo Firestorm FRS Location: Vermont Posts: 4,165 Thanks: 3,450 Thanked 4,344 Times in 2,190 Posts Mentioned: 34 Post(s)	If you want more power, swap in an EJ257

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Trolling	djdnz	Site Announcements / Questions / Issues	85	03-31-2013 04:32 PM
Trolling	Lonewolf	Site Announcements / Questions / Issues	25	07-13-2012 08:25 AM
look what i found whilst trolling seek	Calais	AUSTRALIA	5	10-19-2010 07:53 AM

User Name		Remember Me?
Password